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Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.
Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"
by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011
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Cunt Toast

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.
Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."
by Captain Katherine Janeway September 21, 2013
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Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.
"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."
by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017
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shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel
Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...
by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017
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toast

toasting used to be the name for the kind of rapping they did over dub reggae records (before rap was invented)
also called chatting
i guess it comes from toast as in 'raise a toast to someone'
i-roy, mikey dread etc
by rand hobart May 30, 2004
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toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.
Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.
by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008
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Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.
I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.
by Betaversion February 9, 2015
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