pee fart

When urination is so strong and intense it causes one to fart

I was embarrassed when i let out a pee fart in the bathroom cause it happened when my girlfriend was walking by the door

by Lilparkczar November 3, 2007

Fart Flops

Gardening clogs that make fart sounds when you walk.

Let me change my shoes before we go shopping. I CAN'T wear my fart flops in public, people will think I have a digestive disorder!

by gooseontheloose September 3, 2009

Fart Steak

Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.

I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.

by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009

fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009

Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

by aussiemandias September 12, 2009

Nose Fart

A sudden release of air through the nose

Dixie Normous laughed so har he nose farted

by MeatScepter February 3, 2020

Swamp Fart

A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.

Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.

Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!

Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!

Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?

Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010