the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
by The nuggetier October 6, 2017
Get the Thomas Jeffersonmug. (Noun) A Constitutional Convention style pony tail worn by conserviative upper-class American men given to delusional fancies of worldliness and superiority.
Hey Jim, Who ordered the Philly Cheeze Steak with saurkraut?
That Ben Franklin lookin guy over there in the tight shorts with the stoopid Thomas Hill.
Also see steven segal
That Ben Franklin lookin guy over there in the tight shorts with the stoopid Thomas Hill.
Also see steven segal
by Dale Woodenbox May 7, 2004
Get the Thomas Hillmug. by chivychivchiv January 9, 2008
Get the jon thomasmug. An interesting person who is very focused, HANDSOME and has good hair. He is usually a very sweet, nice and fun to be around. He excels in school and knows how to study well. He is sometimes stubborn and can't let the little things go. He won't stop arguing until he's proved right. He can be annoying, but he's very polite and sweet.
by Your lovely admirer June 14, 2017
Get the Aaron Thomasmug. Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe
by dave September 19, 2004
Get the thomas mcparlandmug. A nice guy that loves girls never let anyone down not an average guy he likes to listen and talk a lot.
by Thomad May 18, 2018
Get the thomas sidahmedmug. by Nikesoccer115 October 4, 2019
Get the neil thomasmug.