The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016
the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
by The nuggetier October 06, 2017
by tjc9 October 23, 2016
by chivychivchiv December 24, 2007
An interesting person who is very focused, HANDSOME and has good hair. He is usually a very sweet, nice and fun to be around. He excels in school and knows how to study well. He is sometimes stubborn and can't let the little things go. He won't stop arguing until he's proved right. He can be annoying, but he's very polite and sweet.
by Your lovely admirer June 14, 2017
Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe
by dave September 19, 2004