Bloody thomas

The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016
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Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
by The nuggetier October 06, 2017
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Thomas Slade

Thomas Slade
by sum nuttun May 27, 2012
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Thomas

Guy who is lazier than anyone else. Is the fattest person alive and commonly identifies as Snorlax
1:Dude. That's an awesome Snorlax you have
2: I know. He's a real Thomas
by tjc9 October 23, 2016
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jon thomas

a being with absurdly dirty testicles
Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III
by chivychivchiv December 24, 2007
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Aaron Thomas

An interesting person who is very focused, HANDSOME and has good hair. He is usually a very sweet, nice and fun to be around. He excels in school and knows how to study well. He is sometimes stubborn and can't let the little things go. He won't stop arguing until he's proved right. He can be annoying, but he's very polite and sweet.
Emma: OMG! That guy over there is so HOT!!!
April: oh, that's Aaron Thomas!
by Your lovely admirer June 14, 2017
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thomas mcparland

Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe
Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth
by dave September 19, 2004
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