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Third Day

A band with a lead singer who has the lowest and worst sounding voice ever. If you want to hear some terrible singing listen to them
If Third Day was preforming they would suck.
by The1theonlyJaboda23 December 1, 2011
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third-hand smoke

When you makeout/kiss someone who is a smoker, and u get that taste/smokeness in ur mouth
At the club, it wasnt such a good idea to make out with every guy on the floor since 80% of them i got third-hand smoke from.
by Kttttt January 3, 2007
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Thir

Thir, meaning a sir or a mam, or non specified gender so you can't get assaulted by those who say "did you just assume my gender"
You: hi thir, how's you're day been so far
The thir: did you just assume my fu-- oh wait, yeah its been good how's you're day been younglin?
by Blqdx January 14, 2020
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Thibeault

The act of being short, or also known as a miget. Has tight shirts, tight pants, fanny packs and cannot keep rythem.
Listen to that bands drummer, he is totally pulling a Thibeault.

I hate that Thibeault, so annoying.
by C Nault February 26, 2008
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The Third Hole

1st hole is the vagina, 2nd hole is the anus, 3rd hole is... you know what I mean.
-I fucked Stacy in The Third Hole.
-Wow Isn't that illegal in some states?
by TigerWoodsPornStar November 14, 2018
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Third City of the UK

Birmingham, officially the gun crime capital of the universe and resembles a large sewer. Birmingham is officially the third city of the United Kingdom and only a Birmingham sewer rat would say otherwise.
Hi! I am from Birmingham, therefore I live in a sewer, oh how I hate the third city of the UK, my own sewer.
by Professor R Right August 24, 2008
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the first and the third

1) A waste of time. 2) an unsatisfactory gain from a considerable investment. 3) Sexual assault during the course of public higher education. 4) The worst of a bad choice.

A derivation of a longer trueism: "You only go to a large state college to get raped, alcohol poisoning, and a substandard education." The first and the third (of that list) became synonymous with any situation involving getting the lesser two of any three unappealing options.
He went to the University of Massachusetts for four years and all he got was the first and the third.
by Crinkle Fantastic May 4, 2005
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