Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.
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Get the Zee-unicorn mug.Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014
Get the flannel unicorn mug.Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
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My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016
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Get the unicorn meat mug.When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect
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