Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

rusty unky

(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown

Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.

by unky! November 17, 2013

rusty manhattan

When you're eating a girl's pussy and she shits on your head and gives you a shitty toupee.

She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.

I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.

by Daley Gribble February 24, 2019

Rusty exit

Bleeding during an after bowel movement - evidence may appear on toilet paper

Ugh- another rusty exit, I need to eat more fiber.

by Cocobeware July 21, 2014

rusty hike

A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.

"Babe, I'm feeling kinky tonight and feel like trying something new. I vote for Rusty Hike."

by dbwees October 13, 2018

rusty icicle

getting a rim job while snorting a line of coke

i filmed her giving me a rusty icicle

by joobacca November 23, 2013

rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017