Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.

Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."

by The Elias June 02, 2016

Law of Grote

If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.

When playing CoD, I swear that I can never break the law of Grote. I hate predator missiles!

by Crewman343 April 21, 2011

Egoraptor's Law

The easier and more straightforward a task is, the more difficult the person will make it for themselves to complete it.

"Egoraptor's Law" was created in the name of youtube star "Egoraptor" who is known to play videogames very poorly, and often incorrectly.

by LeafbladeN July 11, 2020

Neko's law

the longer a conversation in Eso's server goes, the weirder and gayer it becomes

>provides innocent topic
>proceeds to bring homosexual similarities in the topic

>changes subject to personal sexual preferences
this is Neko's law in actions

by winksthebiker December 22, 2019

Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.

I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.

by cocacoladreams April 06, 2022

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017