Hood vines

pinacle of comedy, peak of human evolution

Man, i sure laughed my ass off when seeing those hood vines

by hood vine 2016 try not to laug April 9, 2020

Robin Hood

The practice ran by Welfare State, when goverment set the irrational (too high) taxes for workers and enterprises (the rich) to pay no-lifers, immigrant snowflakes, and parent's basement resident (The Poor)

Ponzi Scheme at it's finest

Robin Hood mechanism reminds me to Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme, but inverted (the rich must pay the poor)

If no one could pay the irrational taxes, such as due to natural disaster or pandemy like Coronavirus/COVID19, then a country will be doomed (collapse)

by Sir. B May 17, 2020

Rubbing hood

Female masturbation

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 14, 2016

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey February 28, 2023

Hood Foods

Like Whole Foods but in the hood

Your local supermarket in the ghetto like C Town or Keyfood

I’m boutta go to Hood Foods. You want anything?

by Yruey February 28, 2023

Hood Ferrari

Dodge Hellcat, as they get older, they become more attainable. A staple in any sketchy neighborhood. Usually driven recklessly, without any precision in hooning.

See that Hellcat? He just got himself a hood ferrari.

by TSLAmd3 March 5, 2021

Hood mentality

Will flack

Ross: Will struts around with his hood mentality because of his strangely coloured football friends

by Rossykins69 April 21, 2022