Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

Hood Foods

Like Whole Foods but in the hood

Your local supermarket in the ghetto like C Town or Keyfood

I’m boutta go to Hood Foods. You want anything?

by Yruey February 28, 2023

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey February 28, 2023

Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

hood-hierarchy

- A system or organization of which people who reside in the hood bases a person's (family or group) value, status and or power upon.

- A set of unspoken rules that determines a person's worth and respectability, in the hood or community of which they reside.

- A level of discrimination that is used to reduce a persons value based off of supercilious ideologies derived from Black Bourgeoisie( bougie negroes) elitism and nepotism.

According to the hood-hierarchy on the East Side of Detroit. Tracy the teen aged daughter of a crackhead, was an easy target for sex trafficking.

by Tinishawah January 27, 2023

hood top

From the hood but at the top

I’m from the hood top

by Liluzililuzi January 4, 2023

hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

by Devveyovich July 12, 2017