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The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"
by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017
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dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
by Droops June 10, 2008
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Dirty Bandit

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.
by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016
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Dirty-leg

Noun. A sexually promiscuous female.
Worse than a whore, skank, slut, or smut.
Adjective. To describe as a sexually promiscuous female.
Ex. Noun.Tamar is a dirty-leg.
Ex.adj.You know, that dirty-leg gal that Roger used to date.
by BedheadRedd May 12, 2017
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The Dirty Linus

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.
Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.
by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011
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Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020
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dirty lyndsay

There is no such thing as a Dirty Lyndsay. They are all very clean, wonderful humans. Marry her.
by KingThem December 4, 2020
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