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california potato

when you jiz in a frying pan and cook it. (not california potato chip)
dude i cooked her the biggest california potato and she swallowed it whole.
by tumtum September 11, 2005
mugGet the california potatomug.

California girl

What the world thinks they are like: Cute, sexy, outgoing, basically your dream girl. The sad reality is

1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
I went to California for a vacation after my days in good ol' Uruguay only to find that the people of California are generally assholes who are self centered and Anti-intellectuals. They think I need to be brown skinned because according to them, South Americans are mestizos just because they've seen Mexicans, but never Costa Rican (White), Dominicans (Mulatto), Peruvian (Native) or Latin America as a whole. They also think they are objects of worship and end up breeding from wedlocks after dating 400 men. I am glad I did not fall for the California girl trap, I did end up with a beautiful Australian girl in the end.
by Emnesity September 23, 2010
mugGet the California girlmug.

california water

water from Arizona (river water)
if its yellow let mellow if its brown flush it down. In Arizona when its brown flush it twice because California needs the water. California water is a gift from Arizona.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
mugGet the california watermug.

Mervyns California

An adjective used o describe the annoying habbit of midwesterners to adopt the social/fasion habbits of bigger better cities for lack of they're own uniqueness or style.
See that chick with the ugs and high-water jeans? She is so Mervyns California my ass hurts!!!
by Lt. Roastabotch April 7, 2006
mugGet the Mervyns Californiamug.

california cupcake

the act of giving anyone a swirly, then holding them down on the ground as you shit in there mouth, then ejaculate over the shit.
bullie says to friend" dude lets give that nerd a california cupcake"
by evan stewart February 20, 2009
mugGet the california cupcakemug.

California Style

A male giving oral sex to another male wearing a backwards ball cap, a shirt, no pants or underwear while using their shoes as knee pads
Bryan gave Doug head in the backroom California Style.
by Bigjoe0984 August 30, 2020
mugGet the California Stylemug.

california carbonara

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!
by skwurllll November 10, 2021
mugGet the california carbonaramug.

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