Winning

A word that after Charlie Sheen's excessive use... it doesn't sound like you're exactly "Winning" anymore.

Person 1: Hey Phil! Today I got fired from my job, my wife left me, and the court is going to take my kids. I got all the time in the world! WINNING!!! Wanna hang out?

Phil: FAILING!!!

by Cindor March 21, 2011

bi-winning

To win some times but not all the time. Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent ABC interview.

"I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning, I win here, I win there"-Charlie Sheen

by Shmeg C March 21, 2011

Winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing right now/accomplishing in his life

What does that mean? oh yeah, it means im bi-WINNING

by ariolaboogieman March 21, 2011

bi-winning

From the Great Charlie Sheen, "i win here and i win there

"Im bi-winning, i win here and i win there, now what

by Sizzle2028 March 22, 2011

Bi-Winning

Popularized by Charlie Sheen's famous comment, this term means that you "win here and you win there." This term is twice as awesome as its single form, winning. It also beats other related win variants, such as FTW, WTF (Win That Football), and Epic Win. They can also be combined with the prefix bi-, to create bi-FTW, bi-WTF, and Bi-Epic Win.

(FPS game) "DUDE! I just killed two guys with one bullet! I'm bi-winning!!!"
(Lady Gaga fan) "Lady Gaga is so bi-winning, she dates boys and girls at the same time!"
(Gambler) "Woh, won a jackpot AND the lottery. I'm totally bi-winning."

by Iceshark March 22, 2011

Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

bi-winning

When one wins here, AND wins there.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there. Now what?

by TigerbloodandCoke March 22, 2011