The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

Switches get bitches

Switches get Bitches

Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.

This is usually followed by the statement

bags are for f**s

Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.

While true lowriders get all the females…

Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …

by Donpedrolowriding May 30, 2022

Switch

A game where you put one finger in your mouth and the other up your asshole. Then when the second player says, "Go" you switch.

Have you ever played switch? It's a game my father taught me.

by NYEH. OTHER ONES WERE TAKEN June 2, 2022

Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.

April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was

by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021

Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia

Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?

by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021

Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.

Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022