Saint Patrick's Day

An unnecessary day hosted with irregular attacks like pinching causing caustic blood drips.

Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.

Example One
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."

by isuckaeye March 17, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

A holiday where everyone is Irish and can vomit copious amounts of green puke in public places.

Chico and Hertzel decorated my stoop with green puke for Saint Patrick's Day.

by chicadona March 18, 2008

Saint Patrick's DUI

A more realistic name for Saint Patrick's Day.

"Oh, dude! I totally got a ticket on Saint Patrick's DUI. That cop is such a douche; he was drunk too."

by Jarvis Stampton April 4, 2009

Swintoning

Filtering a picture until your skin is flawless but also copy paper white

Did you see Jake's Grindr picture? He was swintoning so hard he almost blended in with the white wall.

by Jimothy Sealion November 9, 2017

swintercoat

definitely the most amazing swimmer you will ever meet. if you need more details see anasophia but definitely a great nickname for your friend that should be overweight because of the amount they eat but just doesnt gain anything. They eat at least 10 cookies a day and you gotta love them. Btw we aint popular so just subtract the s off the front of swintercoat for your purposes (its supposed to be wintercoat).

Any AnaSophia is definitely a swintercoat.

by we gucci August 9, 2019

Swinton

Just a shitole full of shit kids that have no dads

Swinton is a no go

by your dad you don’t have September 18, 2021

Swinter

Winters in the South-eastern United States where there are only a handful of days with snow and the rest are cold, rainy, or both

Truly ghastly weather,
I just hate Swinter!

by Chatteringduck January 2, 2022