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Newbie Suprise

When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"
Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009
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Yogurt Suprise

When your having (vaginal) sex with a female and she discharges during it.
"I heard you had sex with her"

"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"

"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"

"I dont want to talk about it."
by xST0NERx 420 January 7, 2012
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spriffy

A combination of 'spiffy' and 'rad'.
girl: I think you're so spriffy.
boy: Don't you mean, spiffy?
girl: No. I mean spriffy.
by Louse. August 17, 2006
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Spring Wake

The intense binge drinking that takes place after the the viewing portion of a wake. Usually includes shotgunning or funneling beers.
After being told by a relative that you are drinking too much after a wake or funeral , "come on, it's Spring Wake"!
by Craig Carsley March 13, 2009
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Spring Egg

It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
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sprikit

she's so sprikit
by perry john April 15, 2010
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spring breakship

spring breakship is a word derived from "scholarship", it's basically using the scholarship money that you got from somewhere towards your spring break vacation, aka on alcohol.
Dude I am definitely taking this scholarship as my spring breakship fund
by adamandeveandbeer March 25, 2011
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