The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

street steamer

The process of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to deficate in the middle of the street. Usually occurring at night and by those who are intoxicated.

He had to drop a street steamer after losing a bet with his drunk friend.

by Whornilius maximus May 28, 2016

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

kevinward steamer

When you ask girls over your place on the first date and fart on them

My friend did a KevinWard steamer on the first girl he met on Tinder

by limenyo May 22, 2018

Spectacle Steamer

The act of shitting so intensely that your glasses fog up from your own sweat.

I just had a real Spectacle Steamer the other day after eating an entire bag of shredded cheese.

by firechild555 April 8, 2025

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015

Menai steamer

The Menai Steamer is similar to the Boston and Cleveland Steamer, only once the shitter has done the needful he then proceeds to have sex with the poo.

I happened upon Brad and the champ having a Menai Steamer in the car park of Menai Central - it was so romantic

by Mailroom69 January 1, 2022