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Star Wars 

The second greatest science fiction series of all time next to Space Cadets.
Jedi Bites is the greatest Star Wars site ever!

See Also: JediBites, Space Cadets
Star Wars by Bobbacca April 13, 2003
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Star Spangled Banner 

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.
I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

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Star Wars Day 

Celebrated on the 4th of May, this day is sectioned off to nerds and their favorite sci-fi movie, Star Wars. On this day, the are allowed to openly worship Luke Skywalker and state to other believes, "May the fourth be with you!"
A famous quote from the movie is "May the force be with you", so saying "May the FOURTH be with you" on Star Wars Day is puny.

star power 

Once upon there was a group of 5 lesbian whores who decided they needed a moniker to legitimize their bullshit, rug-munching lives. In between pillowfight orgies and petty feuds, they have been know to occaisionally mate with vertically challenged coxswains and balless sophomores. Pretty lame.
Slut 1: "So oh my godddddd guyysssss, we're star power, like TOTES cool!"

Bitchtit 2: "I knowwww, hey since we're starrrr powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and all, do you guysss wannnnnaaaaaaa do it, right here right now?"

All: "YAYYYYYYYYY"
star power by jonnyh July 20, 2008

Star Caller 

When a girl is giving you head and bits down on dick so hard you see stars.
Bro1: Bro,I think my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her.
Bro2: How do you know?
Bro1: when she was blowing me last night see gave me a star caller.
Bro2: ouch, bro
Star Caller by Jimmy Doyle November 20, 2010
A star ⭐️ mile is the time you take to hold space for yourself (selves) by yourself. To retreat within to see life as the sweet treat and can be again and is. To be out in the fresh air and enliven and unite all the features of a tired being. After taking this time to walk soul-o, you will discover yourself again, your connection to the Source.
After walking my star mile, I found myself able to receive my lover’s lips with intergalactic kisses that encompass all the stars that are, have ever been and will ever be. Shoot me now, that shooting star stuff is corny.

My fears, my past, my betrayals, my truth. None of it mattered anymore but the wisdom gained and the acceptance of being blessed after I took my star mile.
Star mile by anonymous July 31, 2019