When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
Get the Alabama Banana Splitmug. by ElCompanjero September 5, 2016
Get the Nuggee Splitmug. An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018
Get the Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzomug. Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.
Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021
Get the Cocknana Splitmug. n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.
"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.
by Ottertail King June 28, 2011
Get the split rating syndromemug. by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015
Get the Banana Splitmug. 
Get the Three-way Splitmug.