Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.

“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”

by Crumble Man August 20, 2019

sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.

Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*

by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013

Sperm Relation

When you didn't know you had other siblings and you are all related through the same male's sperm

I didn't know I had this many sperm relations out there. That man must of been a whore.

by fotzi101 January 29, 2020

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

Sperm

What comes out your penis when your uncle Rubs is it

Hello friends my uncle came to my house yesterday and sperm got on my bra and bed

by Gmreagcaen February 20, 2020

sperm dropper

A man just like a sperm donor who gets a woman pregnant and drops her like a bad habit and wants nothing to do with her and his baby that he created and wants no responsibility period.

This bastard is nothing but a bitch ass sperm dropper ever since he knocked me up and now,he’s wants nothing to do with me and his baby,sorry ass bitch!

by LonLon21da1 March 9, 2023

Sperm toy

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)

Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...

by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025