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Southern snooter

A man ejaculates into a woman's face more specifically into her nose, she then inhales heavily snorting it through her nose into her mouth
I gave my girlfriend a southern snooter, her nose was dripping all night
by Peepeesauce556 May 2, 2017
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Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.
Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."
by Albfred July 20, 2017
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Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.
Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.
by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017
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southern blow

When a male stands up, have him lean forward 30• degrees and from the back the female performs oral sex
Baby I’m going through a lot when i get Home i need A southern blow
by Tj_Fye November 7, 2017
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Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018
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southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles
I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!
by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018
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