Soggy pinecone

Just like shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass, but you a relative and in Northern Michigan.

I gave my sister a soggy pinecone last night and she loved it.

by MagicalVagina/ CooterCommander April 14, 2019

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

soggy vegitarian

When a pussy tastes or looks like a piece of rotting wet coolly flower.

Damn Patricia I can't eat u out . You are a soggy vegitarian.(🍴)

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020

soggy dough

A nickname for shit play during sex where the feces are like soggy bread dough.

Dude last night was kinky. She even did a soggy dough on my stomach.

by The sauciest of sauce July 16, 2015

Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.

Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested

by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022

Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.

by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024