Slow

Chrisean

“Not Chrisean unfollowing her son’s ig account but following the BD that didn’t claim him. She’s so slow.”

by xoxBabydoll January 20, 2024

slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

Slow

Mainly used in Ireland. If someone is slow means they are slow in the head. Basically means that they did something wrong or said something wrong.

Tim joe: omfg is she acc slow Johnny: ikr she just fucking retarded like y tf did she do that she so slow

by Sound out March 30, 2019

Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Slow roller

A shot of coke that comes on slow.

That shot was a slow roller.

by paultao22 September 30, 2019

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023