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streak slave

A person who is forced to do their significant other’s streaks for them.
“Yo Xander is totally Kylie’s streak slave.”
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Tegan Slavens

A very cute beautiful girl that i adore she is my everything and i love her to death i would do anything for her because she is my baby girl she is such a cutie and is very nice
Dude last night tegan slavens caught me staring at her big beautiful luxurious eyes
by Spook bitch September 25, 2019
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Comedy slave

A person (often of minority background) who makes jokes to amuse others in a group.
"Bro, Jamal is so ugly but he has jokes for days haha."

"Yea bro, he's a comedy slave. Been that way for a while actually."
by theLastGoatFarmer February 11, 2020
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The slave slurp

You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house
Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now

Thank you simp slave ladies try The Slave Slurp for free
by RaccoonBoy March 12, 2020
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minimum slave

Someone who works for minimum wage in a country where minimum wage is not enough to live on without extra state support or benefits.
Since the postindustrial decline in the rust belt the service industry has been built by the tool of minimum slaves.
by Ellis disease May 16, 2020
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Corporate Slavery

Modern day slavery in the workforce is corporate slavery is the mistreatment of employees by paying low wages and no health care. Typically you have a toxic manager that focuses on what you do wrong, which is minimal, but focusing on what you do well and does realize that you have a life outside of work. Often there is a point system for attendance, for instance getting one point for calling sick. You can only earn a certain of points if you call off for work, but you could be a single mother with sick children. Corporate Slavery has risen dramatically due to the decline of unions and "The Right to Work"
Me: Kathy just called in sick for today because when she woke up, her fiancee next to her in bed had died in bed.

Krystal: Can you believe Sheri's response to Kathy was that since it was unplanned absence she would earn a point. Then the boss told her she wouldn't paid for her bereavement time, because he was just a fiancee - not yet a husband.

Me: So wait - are telling me that Kathy won't received the paid bereavement because he was "just" a fiancee. I can't believe Sheri would even mention points. Like Kathy gives a shit right now.

Krystal: This is corporate slavery. Remember when the computers were non-functional and we had to show up to this damn cube farm all three days and just at a non-working computer.

Me: That was horribly boring! Right right this is just a form of modern day slavery. I hate it here, when do I get to time off during the day to be able to interview. It is almost impossible to get your time off approved.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020
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coochie slave

Coochie slave is basically just a simp with a girlfriend
Drew is a coochie slave for her
by Daddy_devito_09100 November 29, 2020
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