Steam Wrap

Taking a steaming dump on your lovers chest and then tightly wrapping them with seran wrap to hold in the heat!

I was gonna just have sex with her but she insisted that i steam wrap her, and i have to admit, it was realy f@#ckin awsome!

by The LaBeester March 21, 2009

Leningrad Steamer

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy, and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

Cleveland and that Russian Broad had a leningrad steamer last night with Rylo

by Cheesemonster May 20, 2015

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on your partner.

I recieved a cleveland steamer on my face two days ago, and I still have corn stuck in my teeth.

by Yat December 20, 2003

cleveland steamer

The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.

Did you hear about John? He got rushed to the burn ward after trying a cleveland steamer.

by FatManJ August 22, 2006

steam boat willy

Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0

“Hey did you see that guy, total steam boat willy”

by Carly rivers October 5, 2020

Boston steam-pipe

While fucking a girl, in any hole, who has a fever of 102 degrees or more while listening to the song "More Than a Feeling", thus feeling her elevated temperature with your "thermometer"

Bart Oates: Listen Carl, getting Boston steam-pipes from dogs is not everything.

Carl: Oh come on Bart; that only happened once.

Bart Oates: You're in the red zone Carl...

by Trife_Diesel March 17, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008