Shawee

Shortened term for the phrase 'Shall we?.' Often used to express eagerness to do a potential useless, non-beneficial activity. Often used in a Northern Lancashire accent and followed by 'GUD.'

'Wanna go Asda to get some shortbread?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'Dyu wanna watch Corrie tonight with a brew and a choccy biccy?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'GUD.'

by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009

shower-fresh

the term used for describing how clean you are.

Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"

by f150baby December 10, 2010

Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

Deodorant Shower

The use of deodorant - especially aerosol - in the absence of bathing facilities. See Irish Shower.

When camping for the converted Duke of Edinburgh Award, many UK students resorted to a deodorant shower in a desperate bid to stave off the daily encroachment of offensive odours.

by mrbicrevise September 21, 2005

Goon Shower

An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon

Mike had a goon shower during the party

by Paul Turner December 8, 2007

Bronze Shower

The act of a man, urinating Into a women's anus and she proceedes to Shit-Piss it onto his face.

"Dude I was with my girlfriend and and she totally gave me a bronze shower"

by bronzy November 14, 2012