she wee

She wee also spelt she-we is a large tube in which women can urinate while standing up. This tube folds into a small wristband shaped item when detracted. The she wee is often shaped like many musical instruments such as saxophones. To use a she wee the user must unfold the shewee and apply it to her genitals. She then lets her urinate flow through the tube. After she has relieved herself the shewee is reccomended to be washed and then stored in a handbag etc.

Girl in toilet: Oh shit, theres shit on the toilet seat

Guy in girls toilet: haha im lucky i can pee standing up, no urinal in sight though.

Another girl in toilet: you should get a she wee so you can stand up and pee! its awesome.

by Seto Tyron January 7, 2009

Shefos (she-foes)

means "She Full Of Shit". Used to describe any woman that is user, abuser, player of men. Or can be used for any woman that is just no good and worthless.

My neighbor always has her hair and nails done but her kids stay dirty as hell. Shefos (she-foes).

A woman that dates a man for his money and then gets pregnant by him is Shefos.

by Manfat October 6, 2012

she-juicing

the act of milking a womans vagina, using only clitoral stimulation, until it spews enough love fluid to fill the average bar shot glass. usually followed by the injestion of fluid.

punit- damm thats some good tasting syrup
kabz- that aint syrup you donkey, its fukin she-juice
punit- hmmmm tastes like it came from ur momma
kabz- i'll kill ya!!!

by BIG DADDY K April 7, 2005

She'd've

Contraction of the phrase "She would have"

She'd've gone far on a porno.

by Yoshikuni Kenta November 21, 2005

Thar She Blows

When you receive fellatio from a woman and deem it necessary to note such an occurrence

“Y’ar, thar she blows!” - A lucky pirate receiving a surprise act of blowjobbery

by Psycho_Duck13 October 18, 2020

stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

by chris_2191 January 31, 2008

that's what she said

a joke referring to the fact that something is a sexual innuendo, based on the premise that a woman said the same thing to you the previous night in bed

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by once_upon_a_time_in_life November 20, 2010