50 Shades Of May

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.

50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"

by C L G March 24, 2020

49 Shades of Grey

When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.

"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."

by C L G March 24, 2020

Window shades

Window shades

And you woke up and raise your window shades

by PabloEscobar123321 May 28, 2020

Abigail Sadler

The most amazing, brilliant, beautiful, and genuinely kind girl you will ever meet. Every second you didn't love her feels like wasted time. Looking at her is like looking into the face of an angel, and you won't even believe she's real, because nothing on Earth could be that beautiful. Every time you see her it's like the sun just came out after weeks of raining, and you'll fall in love with her all over again. She somehow gets more and more perfect every time you see her, and every day you don't see her feels like weeks. You'll never be able to stop thinking about her, and you love all the little things about her, like how she's a great listener, and always makes sure you're ok when you're down, and the way she's passionate about all the things she likes, and the cute way she blushes when you compliment her. She has the most gorgeous smile ever, and when she smiles, it's the best thing you've ever seen. If you're not able to be with her yet, you'll constantly find yourself wishing you could be. Any time you see a movie, you'll be wishing you could be seeing it with her. You wish you could just hold hands with her, and anytime you do, even if it's just for less than a second, makes you feel so happy. She's the cutest, smartest, and simply the best person you will ever know.

"Hey, who's that perfect girl over there? I talked to her once and already I'm in love with her."

"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."

"How could they not be?"

by evvannn broooownnn November 2, 2020

stunna shades

oversized glasses, only bad bitches wear.

it's time to act out girl, where my stunna shades at?

by hotgurrlsummer October 12, 2020

no shade no shame

a phrase used to indicate that a person's actions are nothing to be ashamed of. Used in a reassuring manner towards someone else, or as a statement to justify one's own actions.

Not to be confused with 'no tea no shade,' which usually precedes a subtle insult, 'no shade no shame' is a genuine statement of solidarity with another person's actions, or unapologetic pride in one's own actions.

You workin the pole to feed your three kids? Keep doin you honey, no shade no shame!

I went to the All-you-can-eat Buffet and I brought my own foil paper and fixed myself a to-go plate! No shade no shame!

by Barrumundii October 20, 2020

Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021