Let me see your phone

When your parents say this, you know your screwed.

Dad: Let me see your phone
Me: Oh sh-

by datboi101lol February 24, 2021

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 1, 2004

you'd laugh to see a pudding run

Phrase to indicate that a person is incredibly easily amused. Often used in the presence of children, the effect being they laugh more. However has also been proved effective on adults even if they've already heard it. Originates from a strange British family whose other phrases include as dry as a nun's gusset.

Mother: (makes appropriate amusing face)
Child: (laughs uncontrollably)
Mother: You'd laugh to see a pudding run!
Child: (more raucous laughter)

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

See a star about a twinkle

to urinate, go wee wees.

I'm off to the dunny to see a star about a twinkle.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

you dont wanna see me

1. When you stunt so hard, it hurts people’s feelings, making them wish they didn’t see you.

2. A threat implying there will be violence when you see your enemies.

1. I’m out here rockin’ this $5000 outfit. You dont wanna see me!

2. Haters talk a lot of shit but they know I got that thing on me. They don’t wanna see me with the heater!

by thatdudechino March 21, 2021

Hello, if you see this you're cool

Hello, if you see this you're cool

Hello, if you see this you're cool

by MemeTime1337 May 4, 2022