A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.
John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.
Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
by bro colli March 10, 2019
Get the [Secret Service] mug.a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship
person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019
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When you fart in rapid succession while others are around, but quietly enough that nobody notices, and close enough that you’re able to get a good whiff without disturbing anyone else, while still feeling the initial subconscious anxiety of having farted.
“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
by QuasiMotoRola June 18, 2019
Get the Secretion mug.A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019
Get the Secret bell agent mug.another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.
"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"
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Get the secret hat mug.A short balding woman with buck teeth who you might've thought was a rat at first. She dresses like a f'ing eggplant and has these chunky arse fingers and she's really ugly but we love her anyways. Also she knows you're gay.
by Gon is the sun November 29, 2020
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SecretEagle is so good!
by EaglePro January 19, 2021
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