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scott.lang.stan 

hottest person alive, and funniest person in the fucking world 😍😍
omg scott.lang.stan is so hot she’s so funny 😩😩

Scott McKenzie 

Scott is a very short specimen. His pp isn’t there and he is attracted to men, especially if they are called Zach. He likes to walk underneath men and tickle their balls and then run away laughing in his high as a drug dealer voice. A Scott is a person you should avoid as they are very annoying.
Adam: who the fuck is that midgetised paedo?

Ryan: oh that’s Scott McKenzie he is the 8th dwarf his name is shorty and he likes balls
Scott McKenzie by rmc146 June 4, 2021

scott and ness 

Scott and Ness <3
To best friends that have made a band called the pathetic virgins and still haven’t made music <3

Both are (trans)
Scott and Ness like cheese.
scott and ness by Shitfart78 July 26, 2021

Scott Blocked 

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss
Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.
Scott Blocked by Charlie K. July 28, 2021
Its a sex move where you give her fourteen inches then punch her in the face
She's gonna get the Scott S tonight, said Jeff M.
Scott S by Bojangles14 August 14, 2021

Scott Nashed

The act of getting flattened out by a girl with a big ass
- Dude this chick scott nashed me last night
“What the fuck is a scott nash”
- Its when a girl with a fat ass sits on you and flattens you out like Flat Stanley
Scott Nashed by _dumbo_ August 26, 2021