Dirty Samuel

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.

You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff

by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020

Nigerian Prince scam

tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Chorus
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe (Hm)

Bridge
I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I-I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise it's gon' be alright

Jimmy: Nigerian prince scam is bullshit but bro I like ur skechers
Tom: The light-up ones ?
Jimmy: Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe (Hm)

Bridge
I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I-I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise it's gon' be alright

to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Chorus
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool

by 1234UrANonce April 9, 2020

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

Scam world

A term used by some people for the world as it is now. That is means that the world is a total scam and most people are out to get all they can for themselves and to hell with everybody else.
They point to the fact that almost everything on the net that involves money is a scam and that everything on TV is trying to get you to buy something and tells you ,"If you do your life will be so much better". That the government only tells you what they want you to know or bombs some petty dictator to get political points with the public.
That they tell you that America is a "free country" but if you really tried to act as if you were really free you would be arrested.
That they call old age "the golden years" but have you taken a look at all the people in the nursing home. They Idolize romantic love but they will send you to prison if they think they are too young for you to love.And we could go on and on.

I hate this scam world.

by Judge dredd7 April 7, 2011

Samurai of God

A person who beleaves in god so loyely that he/she would do any thing God told him/her and would die fighting for the beleaf of the ideas of god and would do any thing great to bring honor to them selves. and the rules of god make the samurai perfect like god told people not to kill them selves so a samurai of god can not kill them selves to restor honor to a s.o.g honor must be obtained living

A samurai of god can not kill but can wound some one if they attend to harm some one.

by Alvin Redfearn October 7, 2005

Scam

A plan of sorts, popularised in the sixties.

A: What's the scam?
B: Well lets do this then that then this and that.
A: That is a good scam.

by EtanK December 23, 2006

Samuel

This guy is a complete moron. All he thinks about is himself, if you piss him off, he'd make sure you know about it. If he wasn't happy, you'd know about it. He seeks attention all the time, maybe he doesn't get the attention he wants, and there are good reasons why he doesn't. He should think about others, and stop being so selfish.

Samuel

by mtvawa November 4, 2012