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Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.
by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012
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Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.
Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich
by Gardz86 November 23, 2011
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Sandwich God

Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.

(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’
by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023
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jeto sandwich

A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.

Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
by Yerbachev November 6, 2018
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Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.
Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".
by BallBag78 February 28, 2019
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Movie sandwich

When you watch the first half of a movie, stop it to watch a different movie, and then finish the first movie you started
Had a sick movie sandwich last night. Was in the middle of watching bad boys 2 when my bro Josh called me up to watch the Bourne identity. I still had to finish bad boys 2 after though.
by Movissandwich March 16, 2019
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glam sandwich

Beauty contestants stayed at out hotel, and we would often see a glam sandwich.
by smjgJsbjgsm August 20, 2018
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