St. Louis
The Greater St. Louis Area is the only urbanized area in the state of Missouri. (NOT MIZ-UR-AH!) There are NO farms in the area short of the tourist-y places
like Grant's Farm, but even that is at least a fifteen min. drive from the city. Essentially, the entire Jewish population of Missouri lives in the suburbs of St. Louis and surrounding areas
like University City,(aka U City, or Jew City.) Once you are half and hour's drive from St. Louis, the trailers get bigger, the trucks get bigger, and the
people get bigger, and congratulations, you're officially in MIZ-UR-AH, the
redneck part of the state.
Stupid St. Louis Laws
-It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink
beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when
beer was served in buckets.
-A milk man
may not run while on duty.