SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

by Stan Chinus February 09, 2008

Squirrel Nigger

Someone who is always the little spoon, never stops searching for his nut, and spends most of his time in a tree.

See that guy over there. That's Trevor Beck. He's such a squirrel nigger.

by LordoftheFlies March 09, 2014

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 06, 2003

Dead Squirrel

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

by Neil Page November 25, 2007

Squirreling

The act of tickling or having your taint tickled with the tail of a squirrel.

Squirreling my taint feels awesome, I cant wait to get squirreled all night long!

by SOLAMF42 June 29, 2011

fuzzy squirrel

Fuzzy Squirrel is a squirrel with fuzzy fur. Fuzzy is spiked on ends but still soft, so Fuzzy Squirrel. Fuzzy Squirrel originates from the depths of England in the old year of 2004. Fuzzy Squirrels are usualy spotted in rainforests or jungles, hiding under mushrooms with badgers dancing in the distance.

It is also a name for FireFly40.

"Hey look, a Fuzzy Squirrel!"

by Dimbat June 11, 2004

squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

by scodder June 22, 2010