Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024
Get the Sperm Admiralmug. An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
Get the Sperm Cocktailmug. A woman must buy her favorite soda and put it in her mouth while the man tapes electrical tape around his balls and begans to jack off at the girls mouth from a long distance then once the man is reaching climax he must stick a voltage cord up his ass and will shoot his semen at mach 4 into the girls mouth with the soda still in
by bigblackcock6942069420 July 17, 2022
Get the sperm soda electric boogaloomug. by Rb90 June 29, 2022
Get the National give her your sperm daymug. When you bend a chick over and engage in intercourse so hard that when the man finishes the cum shoots out her nose….expert level move
by Askjkjkjklol March 31, 2022
Get the Sperm Dragonmug. Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.
Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."
Richard: "..."
Richard: "..."
by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021
Get the Sperm Bank Rejectmug. by stwingey January 8, 2024
Get the Sperm Talkmug.