smartash

Not to be confused with smartass.

A euphemism for "smartass" referring to an individual whose name begins with Ash.

Ashley's such a smartash. You can't say anything she doesn't already know.

by The Squirrel Definitioner April 24, 2025

Spactardusarectus

Someone who suffers from the following:

Situs Inversus
leprosy
Hetrochromia
polydactyly

Tone deaf
Colour blind
Atrial septal defect
Brachydactyly
unilateral lung agenesis
HIV positive
Cervical lymphadenopathy
UTI
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Ambidextrous

Clubbed feet
Tiny cock

Or in short: S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T

Friend1: Look, what an absolute Spactardusarectus.
Friend2: Hey man its 2025 we can say things like that!
Friend1: no it means he suffers from S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T
Friend2: what the actual fuck does that mean you spastic cunt ball

by Big Huge vagina August 25, 2025

smartass

basically an excuse for "stop being smarter then me" or "stop being correct"

stop being a smartass

by UrbanAmbush April 27, 2025

Spamtard

To act as spamton and be retarded at the same time

Bro you cant do that your spamtarded!

by HolyFuckImCummingLois November 12, 2025

Captain Shartacus

A man who can't help but shit himself

Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!

by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016

Cute-Smartass

A term used to describe someone who is a smartass and is cute at the same time

Jess: You’re a cute-smartass
Jayden: Only one of those words is true

Jess: What if I said it was one word?
Jayden: Put it in the Urban Dictionary then
Jess: Will Do!

by notacutesmartass05 December 19, 2020

National Slime Sartaj Day

When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

by zzsaturn July 7, 2025