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T-Shirt of the Dead

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.
Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.
by Metalheaddrummer March 25, 2008
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T-shirt Trainer

A 't-shirt trainer' is a male who goes to the gym only for the purpose of working their upper body, in the mistaken belief that getting bigger pecs and biceps will improve his success with the ladies.

T-shirt training has the effect of giving the male a defined upper body, but leaving him with skinny ass chicken legs. T-shirt trainers like to refer to themselves as bodybuilders, but you will only ever see them on the bench press, bicep curl or shoulder fly machines, ie. they are not bodybuilders, but vain posers.

The term was originally coined by Tempa T (of the Slew Dem Crew).

What t-shirt trainers fail to realise hoewver is that no

chcikn legs
Guy1: lolz look at those t-shirt trainers over there. desperately tryina get buff before summer.

Guy2: Don't they realise now matter how big their pecs are, it won't make up for their lack of social skills.
by Zweihander47 November 9, 2011
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no shoes no shirt no service

I rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. Where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will NOT get service. Unless you're a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band LMFAO. "Im sexy and I know it".
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt no service"

Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".
by Joeyy! January 8, 2014
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shirt-tucker

A Republican...

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles
see the song by Todd Snider

That guy with the NRA hat is a real shirt-tucker.
by Mark Manausa October 9, 2006
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Skirt Steak

Scott Said his old ladies pussy looked like a skirt steak!
by Scotts Steak Fest March 4, 2005
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shirted

(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.
A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.
by Transformers3People0 August 3, 2011
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cold skirt

cold skirt -is a punk ass who stands 4 nothing and stands up 2 know one he or she is the lowest of all bitches
rob is a cold skirt 4 letting that little boy take his i pod
by shaq daddy July 24, 2007
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