by Meyrl March 28, 2021
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Get the Slow Lo-mo mug.Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
Get the Slow Cooker mug.Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner
Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022
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When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.
by Sick Em D November 1, 2022
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