Samuel

Samuel is an ugly fat alien. Once you become friends with him you’ll regret it. He is is very clingy and annoying. If you like that type of stuff then he’s for you

Ahhh dude you’re friends with Samuel I feel bad for you

by Jasmineisbossy April 9, 2019

Samuel

The world's most gay man.

"Wow that man is a navy officer who wears pink and drinks mascato his name must be Samuel"

by Ebking858 December 27, 2016

samurai cop

a world of warcraft guild that brings it strong made up mostley of off topic posters, they clame they are the 'new' off topic. they are slowley becomming more and more focused on forum raiding

also the name of a rly bad movie

BRING IT STRONG!!! like samurai cops

by Bob Rune February 1, 2007

misc samurai

Better than the misc ninja, cowboys or pirates, these guitar.com warriors rule the land victorious.

ninja: "you have owned us"

cowboy: "our cool lassos are no match"

Pirates: "We suck, arrrr"

yes, the misc samurai are the best.

by sentinel May 28, 2004

Samuel

A man who loves my bestie and is a cool pup who owes me a bintang and a jersey because he loves me

from helena

damn that samuel is so nice because he is sending me a bintang! and he doesnt know what guh is

by heyaaheyyyeha January 19, 2011

Samuel

He is somebody who is probably gay and no one talks to he gets rejected by all the girls and is one of the depressed shits

Hey Bill, don't be a Samuel

by Lollol123123 April 5, 2019

Shamuel

A person who's dad cannot spell and miss spelled Samuel.
Typically a fast speaker with a massive tongue can be seen as a human version of a dog due to the previously mentioned tongue.
Shamuel typically like to play football but are bad at it.

Person A: That guy just licked his own fucking nose WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Person B: Must be a Shamuel!

by Troll guy November 3, 2016