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Pwnage Seizure

Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.

This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.
Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.

Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.
by BFBC2 Anti-Medic October 5, 2010
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Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.
Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."
by YourAsianFriend December 30, 2011
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Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.
The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..
by aGina June 8, 2015
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Phone Seizure

1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating

2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you
by tamowl July 30, 2016
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subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches
by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016
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the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.
I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.
by The shake and bake June 28, 2017
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swole size

It can be swole size Booty too :D
by Arissu July 26, 2017
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