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Seen many mango seasons

A polite way of saying that a woman is mature or not disclosing her age. Mostly a Southern expression.
Sir, I am quite aware of what I am doing; I have seen many mango seasons.

Traditionally, we love to spend the last Sunday in the year reflecting with those who have seen many mango seasons and who, by their own longevity, offer us the hope of living the good life the way it ought to be done.
by UrbaneGypsy March 6, 2009
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Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.
by RogueSamurai August 19, 2010
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Nba 2017 season

by Chris_33101 July 11, 2016
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Seasoned

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point of feeling pretty good and having that perfect buzz, but not overdoing it.
Dude, I went out last night and I got EVENLY SEASONED. It was just the right amount of seasoning!
by goodbyesolo July 16, 2014
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seasick

Calling in sick to work the Day After A Seattle Seahawks game.
I had such a hangover after the Seahawks beat the Green Bay Packers I had to call in to work "seasick".
by andypal January 19, 2015
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Bag season

This term refers to the time of year when it is usual for one to become bagged or depressed.
Person 1: hey man wanna play?

Person 2: sorry bro it’s bag season, i gotta go home and cry
by MarkeyMark69 February 26, 2019
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A man that rides around the seas on a rowing boat and also likes to eat the fine vag and get the juices flowing.
Old man: i used to be a fine cunning linguist and loves the pussy juice.

Dein fuhrer: true that mate, a cunning linguist of the high seas if ever there was one.
by bad man tings April 12, 2011
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