stoner

A stoner is almost always a self given title, by people who smoke a lot of marijuana. These people tend to be non violent, yet extremely lazy. They do not contribute to society and spend most of their (or their parents) money on pot. Stoners are well known to be non constructive, apart from the odd one playing a musical instrument. Marijuana does not directly give them cancer or any extreme illness, but it does kill off creative braincells, despite what users may think. Some stoners have extreme short term memory and have selfish personality traits. A lot of stoners would pick pot over a lot more important things.

This is not a dig at stoners, this is what I have found out from my own personal research, at least 6 of my friends consider themselves as stoners, and this has been the basis for my definition.

by 0wn4g3_206 November 25, 2004

scone

1. a scone is a triangular shaped biscuit usually baked on a pan or cooked on a griddle deriving from the Dutch word 'schoon' meaning light bread from the 17th century or the 1600's

2. source of infinite power normally disguised as a triangular shaped pastry.

1. Scones are yummy!

2. Hail to the scones.

by Sconeboy December 20, 2003

stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

by Gogarty May 6, 2006

Sconehead

Someone who just don't fit in anywhere.

Omg what a sconehead!!

by Jules4u April 18, 2011

sconed

One of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. People will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. Now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect...he will be avoided at all costs. He is a cast out.

John: "What did you say about my mom?!"
Kyle: "She a cougar!"
John: "O no you didn't you bout to get sconed!"
(Sconing occurs)
John: "Ahhhh jelly all up in yo' face!!!"

by Sconer2009 May 2, 2009

stoner

A person who smokes exsesivly and loves the ganja....But you know...stoners are the best...

Yea i smoke so much....im a damn stoner

by Soriah December 13, 2003

sconerism

someone who does not have any pupic hairs in there tenage years

if you did not have any pubes you suffer from sconerism

by woza March 11, 2007