Salty Adolf

During fellatio, just as you are about to climax, grab the back of the girl's head and pull it towards you. As you climax in the back of her throat she will cough causing your ejaculant to run out of her nose giving the appearance of an Adolf Hitler mustache.

Mike gave Sarah a Salty Adolf.

by Cmore68058 February 28, 2010

sallysaurus

A person who behaves in an weak or sissy manner, the opposite of being brave.

Dan, don't be such a sallysaurus, just put the worm on the hook.

by fishdb February 13, 2017

Salty Weber

masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.

When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.

by uber great August 26, 2007

Salty Bag Drag

Before you tea-bag someone, you slide the divider of your nutbag along the receivers nose there by leaving a salty after taste on their upper lip for them to enjoy.

I swear to God if Sara doesn`t quit screaming thru the PA system; I`m going to give her a Salty Bag Drag!

by BigDaddy618 April 27, 2010

Salty Norman

The Salty Norman is a sex act in which a man (or woman) cuts open a man's penis with a rusty razor blade, and sprinkles salt into the man's open gash.

It is WIDELY considered to be VERY sexy in France.

It's time for a Salty Norman!

by Jurek_11 July 22, 2011

Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Salty Marius

Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride

P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS

by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017