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Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.
Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.
by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020
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Rob Andrei

Rob Andrei is an ambivert who enjoys reading and is a geek. He is a compassionate person, yet there are moments when he goes too far. Rob may appear to have a cold demeanor at first, although he is a nice person. He is both witty and approachable.
Rob Andrei is a huge fan of Pop, K-Pop, and R&B music.
by chickrin June 8, 2021
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rob ux

by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021
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Rob

Rob: The Returner Of Brightness, the opposer of Bob, and the opposite of bob from Slap Battles, a game made by tencelll.

Rob was created in the islands of Slap Royale by a group of scientists called "The Opposition" to try and stop bob from causing havoc by using a sample of him they found from a place he destroyed. It took several months for them to create the entity before it's appearance was revealed. The entity was the opposite of bob, having a different eye and body color, and being kind, caring, and docile. With this description, The Opposition decided to name the entity "rob", standing for "Returner of Brightness," that The Opposition hoped would bring down bob's reign of terror. rob started to grow and become stronger, but The Opposition kept him in his chamber and waited for him to evolve to his true form. One day The Opposition visited rob's chamber. But the glass was shattered, signifying that rob had escaped. No one knew where rob had gone, and had not left a single trace. The Opposition were losing their minds because of the time they spent creating rob for years was now gone, and could be anywhere in the world. It is unknown what happened after.
In a nutshell, Rob is bob but you don't spawn rob, rob spawns you.
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by oneofmanyslapbattlesfan September 10, 2023
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Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)
"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"
by rizzking456 October 4, 2023
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ROB

rob: little kid toucher
rob loves kids a little too much

rob is a name commonly used to describe a sexual deviant who touches anyone and everyone in there precious parts
rob will fuck cats dogs kids women men newborns todlers and even dead corpses
i hate rob
by paultr17 December 29, 2023
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rob

very confident man has a big head and has a long shlong himself and loves fortnite
by j2gokrazxy January 29, 2021
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