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Riley (boy) 

Riley is an alright human being he always says the wrong things. He’s okay at most things he does. He doesn’t look terrible so girls go out with him. He sometimes dated the wrong people and has no idea what he’s doing. He’s kinda smart but all around he’s a mediocre human.
Riley (Boy): Oh Riley the kinda cute one who always gets on my nerves and is kinda okay at stuff.
Riley (boy) by HAHA GAYYYYY March 14, 2020
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Riley + Tyler 

Noun
The greatest couple you will ever see. They are super cute together, but they don’t rub it in your face. They are super hot together, usually the hottest couple in School for their personalities and looks. They are #couplegoals
I want to be in a relationship like Riley + Tyler.
Riley + Tyler by Carpediem_tredici January 22, 2018

Riley Feeley

One who likes to lick/suck/eat chinese balls and nuts while screaming mothaaaaafockaaaaaaa. They like them extra saggy and sweaty.
Let's go out for chinese tonight, but don't pull a Riley Feeley and embarrass us!
Riley Feeley by s.l.y.12 June 30, 2009

riley kay 

a girl with the phattest ass ever
yo her name is def riley kay
“wdym”
“she got a phat ass
riley kay by dumbass:) October 26, 2020

riley’s biggest fan 

gabi is riley’s biggest fan! no one loves riley more than she does!
someone: who’s riley’s biggest fan?
me: hello? gabi is, obviously!!

Riley J Dennis 

A retarded transvestite who rants about gender being a mental concept rather than a biological attribute. Basically he's a man dressed as a woman. Claims that using "not all white people" is bad through using a strawman argument to make her point look better, although it is not because she hasn't thought that when white people say that, they are genuinely reassuring poc that there are genuinely non-racist people out there.
Me: Watches Riley J Dennis and loses 60IQ points
Riley J Dennis by UltimateDoge August 7, 2022

RILEY'ED 

Occurs when a business owner makes an inquiry into opening a merchant account for accepting credit cards and before he/she can blink, they have given a complete stranger thier address, social security number, checking account information and have signed a non-cancelable 3 year agreement. The merchant freely provides this information having received nothing more than a vague overview of the service.
I just got the sweatiest inbound and completely Riley'ed her.
RILEY'ED by Paulie Mac November 9, 2008