rally girl

A girl assigned to a high school football player provides him with baked goods on game day and a calming of the nerves induced by a release from the player the night before.

A: "Mannn my rally girl is niiice".
B: "Who is it?".
A: "Alexis. Shot a load down her throat then ran for 4 touchdowns".
B: "Awesome man I wish I had a rally girl".

by Billy Riggins September 5, 2013

fo' real?

heaven on earth; incredible; almost impossible to believe; Amsterdam

Hey Trey-
Did you hear the Dutch will be placing a ban on cigarette smoking in July 2008? It's the "No smoking allowed, unless it's marijuana" law.
Trey - fo' real?

by krischicki June 30, 2008

Un-fucking-real

When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true

Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fucking-real? are you serious?
Jeff: Hells ya

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

Shit is real

A term used to describe a situation where a lot of shit or bad things happen.

"Dude, I just got rejected by this hot girl her, and her friends won't talk to me anymore,"

"Wow man, shit is real!"

by SixSixSheep October 1, 2009

Real Nigga

The friend that will bring you toilet paper when needed, weed when you want it, and girls/beer to a party

You a real nigga

by Webster,Maxiamm March 18, 2016

Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018

fo real

A phrase:
A) to ask if one is serious
B) to agree with

Meaning A:
K: Shorty was backing out of the driveway and ran over my foot with her car!
P: Fo real?

Meaning B:
K: Man, Shorty sure do look fine in that dress!
C: Fo real!

by Merriweather July 15, 2006