Ashley Rastegarpour

the greatest person you will ever meet... ever.

example 1: " DAYUMM homie i heard that girl you was talking to was an Ashley Rastegarpour"
example 2: " i think i met the Ashley Rastegarpour of my life yesterday"

by not ashley rastegarpour October 3, 2012

Rabbit Roaster

The term ‘Rabbit Roaster’ is a pejorative & derrogatory remark for an obsessive, conniving & dangerous individual compelled to exceed the capabilities and exploits of their predecessor - the ‘Bunny Boiler’ (a problematic person in their own right)…

This fixated, disturbed person often acts irrationally in their pursuit of a prospective or former partner without thought for consequence or reality.

The usual characteristics of a ‘Bunny Boiler’ are compounded by psychotic & volatile tendances to cause pain, loss or anguish to their target often preventing this individual from being able to function normally without the satisfaction of achieving this goal. Thus prompting the matured term ‘Rabbit Roaster’

She was a real 'Rabbit Roaster' she took my money, burnt down my home and had me arrested for fabricated offences!

by ElusiveLeader August 19, 2008

Boom Roasted

Similar to the usage of "Burn", Boom Roasted is said after an insult or "dis"s for emphasis. Coined during the Season 5 episode of The Office titled, "Stress Relief".

"Sami, i heard you're so white you got buried in the snow on tuesday and no one noticed....

BOOM ROASTED"

by Samona Dahraj February 9, 2009

Slow Roaster

Unlike a full "hard on" the penis stays in a half errect state for an extended period of time. You may feel like it wants to become harder more errect, however the penis stayed at the same "half boner" state unlil outside forces are acted upon it.

Dude, everytime that new girl from accounting walks by I get a slow roaster...I just need to fuck her!

by Scholly369 July 14, 2009

roasting session

When you roast on different people at a time

Y'all I'm going to start a roasting session with them group of people.

by BRUH kc September 17, 2015

Pasta ala rasta

A way of refering to pasta of an uncertain type, or a ,catch all"

Don't forget to take your "pasta ala Rasta"

by Batdude August 21, 2016

spit roasting

A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.

Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.

by El Juanquero May 13, 2005