Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.

"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."

by Mandible May 19, 2005

facebook queer

A gay loner who takes everything that is said on facebook literally. Someone who thinks that everyone is talking about them whether or not the comment was posted on the victims wall or the alleged suspect's.

Quit being a facebook queer my life doesn't revolve around your sorry ass. I wasn't talking to your butthurt ass. Go take some Zoloft kiddo.

by The smart bomb April 25, 2010

Bull queer

A guy who makes fun of or seems extremely discomforted towards gay people

Ya I can't believe how much of a bull queer Jordan is

by Doctor Segway January 21, 2019

straight eye for the queer guy

obviously fakin it, trippin on the flip side

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

jelly queer

People who have lived in the United Soviet Socialist Republic.

I ran into a Russian yesterday and I was like, 'What up you jelly queer! How's living in Soviet Russia?'.

by WEELEMONZ0 December 11, 2011

chior queer

Kid who walks into class singing to the high heavens thinking he has the voice of Alesha Keys. But he doesn't.

Nathen: gosh Kyle is such a chior queer!
Dave: I know, he ruins the sound of my sweet Alesha!

by Aggiefan24 December 23, 2013

Circus Queer

A common find in the modern day circus. Commonly consisting of a sparkly outfit, and performing blowjobs for kicks. Most people commonly recognise this queer as Tom Emery, due to his natural habits.

Person 1: Dude, were you at the circus last night?
Person 2: Yeah, remember that Circus Queer there?
Person 1: Yeah, he looked like Tom Emery

by TomJE1999 January 13, 2014