pump-an-iron

Pour and/or drink an Iron City Beer

I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

Pump the pedal

To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.

75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method

A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.

The Correct anser is "B"

by Caesar Tin-U June 20, 2008

Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009

Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.

Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.

by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009

Pumpath

A watersource cooler than a tap yet out done by a waterfall that treads the lonely path in the woods where water splashes on its feet bit by bit.

Pumpaths originated in a tribal village in South India. They have not become popular owing to their impracticality.

Please draw some water from the Pumpath.

by Tristan Jimesh Samabaji October 1, 2009

Pumpie

Nickname for a person with a past or current love of pumpernickle bread.

Also, a vital clue in a game created by The Dot Man.

The clue goes like this:

You've proven your worth. Your reward sits underneath the one thing that is stuck in time - at 8:15 to be exact. Tick tock, tick tock.

Now, lets continue. It's time to arrange your dots and reveal the Master Password.

Arrange them following these rules:
1) Letters can only touch numbers if the number is even
2) The same color dots cannot touch
3) Symbols cannot touch numbers
4) Numbers and Letters must be arranged in numerical and alphabetical order.

Since I knew her nickname was pumpie, I didn't have to ask what kind of bread she wanted.

by le chew April 25, 2010