Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours
My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.
by Dan Sikorski September 05, 2006
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Pre session nerves

The inevitable state of excitement one gets ahead of a big night out / session
What's wrong with that mong Max?

He's got a severe case of pre session nerves.
by Lembob01 August 10, 2017
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Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
by Mdgriff August 18, 2014
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Pre-Wake Boarding

The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
by Sammyp June 30, 2013
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pre party wank

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle March 27, 2011
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Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.
"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."
by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010
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Pre-vacation vacation

A week before going on a vacation, when you don't care about your normal everyday doings. Your mind is prematurely in vacation mode. You don't care about work and any usual errands that you have to take care of.
I'm on a pre-vacation vacation. I've been going to work late and haven't been cleaning up around the house I haven't even worked out all week. I'm stuck in fun mode.
by Lu Flu May 28, 2013
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