Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can

Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.

by DukeOfNarwhals July 12, 2018

have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.

That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.

by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024

blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

Pork Bunny

A chubby tan Asian woman with the physique of a pork bun; Asian version of a torta.

“Damn, bro that Asian chick big af.”
“Yeah she a Pork Bunny fosho”

by ladiesmantwooneseven March 27, 2025

Pork

Pig meat

I ate pork

by (****()) May 3, 2022

Pork Chop

Down trodden man. Not allowed out for a beer. The result will be wife partner or spouse hitting them and leaving an ear looking like a pork chop. The swelling causes a human ear to look like a pork chop.

Davey V you not allowed out again you pork chop.

by Porkchopper March 6, 2025